She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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