I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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