yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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