i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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