I got chris browned last night
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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