hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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