Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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