dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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