If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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