weddingsv make me drug and hornr
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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