and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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