Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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