i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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