take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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