I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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