On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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