HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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