That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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