Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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