she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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