her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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