he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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