You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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