I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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