There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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