I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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