Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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