She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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