Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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