My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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