dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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