His pubic hair was longer than his dick
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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