you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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