do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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