You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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