Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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