all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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