at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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