Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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