I think my vagina is haunted
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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