In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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