but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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