i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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