I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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