She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i can't believe i had my finger in that
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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