we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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