Fine. I'll sleep in my office
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it glows. i had to have it.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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