Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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