real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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