My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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